Archive for November, 2004

Ger-off me pork chops!

Monday, November 29th, 2004

The cat as well as deciding to go on a killing spree (6 rats in 2 days) started to tuck into the pork chops I was supposed to be having for dinner today. The thing was these chops were still frozen, so the cat was just licking them like a meat lolly pop. He scares me. I just caught the sun set out of my window, this makes me happier.

Tree out back...click to enbiggerfy

Bliss

Thursday, November 25th, 2004

Late last night I fixed my Russian crime source tracker type thing so that it checks 70ish sites every hour automatically. It shows that I haven’t forgotten everything I learned in the second year at university :). Today in the post I received British Sea Power – The Decline of British Sea Power, after seeing them live twice I thought it was about time I brought the album. It has to be said that they sound as good as I remember them when they played that mental set at Keele. So if anybody wants something different and not the standard Robbie Williams greatest hits that everybody else will be getting this year, chuck £8 this way and buy this divine album. Now to make this album seem a bit more live I need a marching drummer and somebody in a 9 foot bear costume, any volunteers?

Quick boy run for the shelter!

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

Today was entertaining. The first was that I was demonstrating to the kids today how to use MSN messenger, always good. Secondly I watched Jurassic park again, I love that film. But I must say I love the BBC, only they would pay to have a series like Monkey Dust made. It’s a mad animated show with the Eels playing the theme tune. If you like you humour sick and love insane sketch shows, tune into it on BBC 2 Tuesday nights and watch the biggest load on mind piss relieve itself over your television set.

The fear of bees

Saturday, November 20th, 2004

Teh bee

The Truth is dave is me and from a young age I have been scared of bees. To me they really do look that big.

Rambo dith come ..

Wednesday, November 17th, 2004

I really really should make t-shirts

The Fat Boy

Monday, November 15th, 2004

Whilst reading library books you might often come accross discarded notes or advertising flyers used as book marks. Today however I came across some art in the First Chapter of Hackers by Steven Levy.

When orange people attack

Sunday, November 14th, 2004

Today Kate and Marc took me to ASDA to look at some clothes. I need some jumpers, but unfortunately they had none in my size, I’m too small by the looks of things. Within the brightness of the supermarket, Marc and I wondered why there were so many orange people around. It’s the type of orange that you either get in a bottle, under a sunbed or if you get Tangoed. Most of the orange people also insist on wearing very pink lipstick and a short skirt for some unknown reason. I’m not sure if there was an offer on tango or orange Dulux to explain such a phenomenon, or if in fact umper-lumpas had finally grown up and decided to live in Stoke. Further investigation I think is needed.

Everything goes dark.

Friday, November 12th, 2004

Power cuts, how bloody annoying. My little home town was plunged into darkness for a few hours tonight, and I was lost. Think I depend upon electricity too much. In other news, my funky iPod has arrived and yay it be good. Filling it is hard work though. Suppose I should go back and try to reclaim those few hours of electricitylessness back by watching some shitty tv.